You won't get my money, bitch

So one of my friends got her wallet take, I just wanted to show you the methods I was executing against this and other crimes.

So, here I have my little running wrist wallet. Not as sexy as I could be. So people generally think i have horrible fashion sense, or I am a huge nerd. Both good things. So you wont kidnap me or think I have money or know where it is. Also, note the dorky pose!

A personal favorite of mine. This is an aggressive stance, not only will i notice the first moment the purse has a tug, but people will probably not want to appraoch me anyway. For any reason.

My least favorite method, because it is kind of by accident look like a homeless man.